Body and soul, I'm a freak.

Asked by Anonymous

Nothing better than nudes to celebrate.
While I appreciate your input, that won’t be happening.

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dialupmodem:

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

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call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

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conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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tags: help meeeeeeeee

I’m about to come up on 10,000 posts. I want to do a thing.

But what?

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you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

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feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

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jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

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legallyblindobservations:

philhorlings:

soullesshusk:

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

OH MY GOD PLEASE EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME PLEASE WATCH THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL SMILE AND IT’S SO ADORABLE OMFG

Is it possible to just skip the whole awkward dating phase and jump straight to the point where you are happily married, giving each other backing vocals for impromptu karaoke sessions while pumping gas?

Because, you know, that sounds nice.

This will be me in the future. Hopefully with equal amounts of wifery and free gas

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